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I wear heels everyday to work but on the rare occasions when I wear flats, my coworkers look at me like WHOA you are really short.

Haha I get this all the time!

"I made a joke and a woman said I wasn't old enough to make the joke and I told her I was 22 and she said "well I was thinking you where about 10 years younger then that." I had to keep that, it was to funny to delete.

Short people problem #233

Short people problem #233

It's okay to be short..LOL

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Short People Problem: Who can actually reach across a bed? Unless it's a twin bed maybe. I just walk to the other side of our queen bed.

"What are you waiting on?"  "The light to change."  "Um, Carla...it's a stop sign."  Stuff happens.

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

Where do I begin?

Short People Problem we're the sneaky, speedy ones. i dont know that's a problem, seems like an advantage

hahaha yes!!

Tall people problems : when your capris really should be considered shorts. LOL, so true!

Short people problems xD

i HATE when short people complain about this. TALL PEOPLE PROBLEM you get happy when you see people taller than you!

Short People Problem #28

Short People Problem I usually have someone else buy my tickets so I don't have to fight with the ticket counter.

I don't lose short friends, my tall friends lose me

Short People Problem Losing you and your short friends in a store since you can't look over the isles and racks


10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

Story of my life "You must only weigh like *** pounds" Yeah but i have to fit it all into a smaller frame, ugh...

Story of my life "You must only weigh like *** pounds" Yeah but i have to fit it all into a smaller frame, ugh. My friends call me the "fat one" jokingly.