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"Ao invés de limpar a casa,  Eu apenas apago a luz."

Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights.good idea, must try.

#closecall

Except I hate talking on the phone!) Im so glad you called, I almost started cleaning the house - vintage retro funny quote

true story you come to my house so my rule and I love my dogs you maybe time will tell

Would love to make a wooden sign with these rules on it. For our next dog. Dogs Rules Funny dog rules family pet four legged family love sniff my house cute

Marilyn Monroe sarcasm

"I told you I'll be ready in 5 minutes,stop calling every half hour" said every women/girl on earth!

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words inspire me... (simply me)

the queen of procrastination. Yep, this has happened to me.especially when it comes to making a great, from scratch, dinner.

Every morning is a constant battle between deciding to spend time on your appearance or sleep for just 15 more minutes. Sleep usually wins.

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards Sleep wins out more often than not- I'm in school, who cares how I look?

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Ecard: Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a cart at the liquor store.( or Total Wine)

Can you relate? XD

One more episode, then I'll go to sleep.I'm watching Doctor Who. And every other TV show fandom of mine.

Funny Sympathy Ecard: 'It's Sunday..... and... I really want to go to Hobby Lobby.'

I always think of my friend jen Harpole on Sunday. She has issues with hobby lobby and chickfila being closed on Sunday:)

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