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raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

Yeah.. I give little squeal and a hop-jump when the bread flys out.

funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

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I always have at least one mystery bruise. You have to poke it to see how much it hurts.you'd think you'd remember something that hurt that bad!

People talk about having an inner child. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at

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"seriously though its time to pull my shit together"

They do that all the time. I can be singing the right thing and they just get it all wrong. Forget the fact that they probably wrote the song, I know it better than them;)

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

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LMAO It's happened to me! That awkward moment when you're walking down the stairs and think there's another step and you Hulk stomp the ground.

Lol

Mini heart attack every time

How TRUE !!!

However, I still ring doorbells. I text to say I'm on my way but then I still ring the doorbell or knock.

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I always wonder what the story is behind a random shoe on the side of the road!

Terrible with that

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE

This is so true!!! and stay up all night thinking it will land on your face!  Scary thoughts!

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

Oh! OH OH! Let me !

Some people just need a sympathetic pat. On the head. With a hammer.

Hahahaha, So so true! But look at all the fabulous things I pinned!

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I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

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