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Let's be honest. I really really don't like eggs. And the only way I ENJOY eggs is when they are deeply disguised in something else delicious.

Julep on

LOL So funny and true! Funny Quote and Saying. I hate eggs unless they are in baked goods. Or on eggs Benedict but I only eat the yolk.

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funny quote can we have a moment of silence for all of those good hair days when nobody saw us

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I'm glad I don't have a thigh gap. I almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it was saved by thunder and lightening.

Truth, my legs are so white, you need sunglasses to look at them lol (not really but they're pretty white lol)

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If you're a fair one, we can make your teeth as white as your legs! Call and ask us about our whitening services. <<< my teeth would be tan😂


If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? - black and white quote about food


food quote - i eat cake because its somebody's birthday somewhere