Who do they ship me with? Oh God. maybe they ship me with themselves and realize that because I'm real and they're fictional we can never be together and they hope that one day a fictional character will come up that was just like me.
This is what I imagine shipping is like. I don't ship. No matter what, I sit on the shore with a spy glass like, "Shots fired. What tea goes best with pop corn? I'm fond of Earl Grey."<<<How doesn't one ship!