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Officers do not have a sense of humor that they are aware of.

Sign for home minibar - The Officer Said, "You Drinking" I Said,"You Buying" We Just Laughed and Laughed. I Need Bail Money wood Sign Funny Alcohol Sign.

Sure would be!

Excuse the language, but this is hilarious! You can't help but think of different names with the inclusion of this word!

@Miss Ridens @Glenda Denton @Daniel Craven @Bobbie Tidwell @Betsy Shelton

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

Yyyaaassss I tripped and fell into your loose vag 🤦🏻‍♂️😩😩🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

What!! They been doin it like that for years! lol!!!

People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

They must have taken the day off and didn't warn me.

Accepting new applicants. Must be able to handle DIVERSITY and speak fluent sarcasm.

Silence is Golden

so true. And I can't wait to listen to music again. to fall in love with the lyrics. I haven't listened to music for years. I hated music when I was with her. no love song applied and every shitty song did.

If you don't think this is appropriate for "school nurse board", you don't work at the high school level....

If you don't think this is appropriate for "school nurse board", you don't work at the high school level.

Is it Friday yet?

Yup - always thought the "week" should be 2 days and the "weekend" 5 days! omg who thinks of this stuff so true

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