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Instead of "Single" as a marital status, I'd prefer "Independently Owned & Operated" LOL

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Stop asking why I'm still single.I am asked y I'm still single I don't know maybe I should start askin them that lol

Yesssss indeed

People ask me "why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent, and creative. My reply is "I'm overqualified" 40 Memes That Every Single Girl Will Understand

Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Or did you forget that!! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

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Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

On reserve

For my single friends - great quote! I'm not single and I'm not taken. I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart because they say good things take time.

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I can feel the love! I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda bear. But maybe like a Care bear? I'd fight fight one of those sonsabitches for you

I don't even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Lena Dunham as Hannah from her show Girls. This quote and episode was pretty funny!

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