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Intead of "Single" as a marital status, I prefer "Independently Owned & Operated"

People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something.

People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. So true

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Don’t try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.

You attract crazy and make them straight jacket homicidal suicidal crazy.

How often does it eat?

I talk about wanting a boyfriend, but I don't even know what I'd do with one. Just kiss him and leave him in the corner? How often does it eat? Haha so true!

Ha! my teenager niece told me today she has always considered me as an adult fairy kinda girl ... I loved it cos once upon a time I worked in a fairy shop & sprinkled fairy glitter dust on children so their wishes could come true. One little girl told me I still hadn't helped her wish come true: seeing a real Unicorn!!

"I know I'm a little bit crazy, and that's all part of my charm. If you don't like it, then get off my unicorn." FROM: Meandering Mind

I say this to people all the time when they question me about why I'm not dating anyone yet....

No Partner? No Problem! 25 Funny Quotes about Being Single .

Yesss all day yesterday-- mind ya darn business! Psssss there are always TWO sides to a story! Contact us for custom quotes prints on canvas or vinyl

why oh why is this so true

36 of My Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes For the Day

Fun quote - everything I like is either illegal immoral fattening addictive expensive or impossible :)

I'm going to make a sign....

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If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. 30 quotes about life that are truly amazing.This is exactly right. Cinderella is a fairytale! For those of you who try to live up to it.

Or any day for that matter

Monday: not enough coffee or middle fingers

In Germany there was a movement to get rid of Fraulein, the equivalent of Miss, and they now use Frau exclusively its awesome.

That's always upset me. Like a man can ask a woman what her name is and he automatically knows if she's single or not, but a man can keep his marital status a secret forever if he wants to.

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Credit where it's due.

"Wife of a Bear's lineman"? give credit where credit is due! She's playing in the fucking Olympics! You're damn right they would have given the full name + occupation if it was a man

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