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Dr. Smartypants

i still love this. some people just need a high five. in the face. with a chair. cause some people deserve it ya know.

Amen!!! Even with all my imperfections and bad habits, and other issues in life...at least I'm NOT YOU.

I may not be perfect but at least i'm not you poster

Even with all my imperfections and bad habits, and other issues in life. I thank God every day I'm not a horrible person like you.

youuu

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High Five on your face ... with a chair. Dont miss me too much.   xoxo, Pau

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

Amen! I feel much better now.If your closed mind, big ego, shallow heart and filthy mouth can only spew hate and garbage, I feel nothin' but sorry for you!

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot. (funny, and sometimes true!

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

Funny Quote: Eveything Happens For A Reason, But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision - Funny Quotes

Mike Montero

Falei de você para o meu terapeuta

I told my therapist about you.Of course, you are the reason I'm in therapy.

Me all of the time!

I've got 99 problems & 86 of them are completely made scenarios in my head that I'm stressing out about for no logical reason. STORY OF MY LIFE! Time to let go of worrying.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one is for you. - there are days when this applies to some people (ha.

Lol!!!!

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

I know, right?!

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

I’m actually not funny. I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.

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Lol can't even say how true this is. No one can handle me.

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