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You know I can speak Sarcasm fluently, I count that as my main language and I know people don’t take it much as a talent.

oh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? Oh my gosh ! How true !

I just find this so funny

There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer. I'm hoping your day is going well so far.

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Last but not least, when you're met by SILENCE = Your arse is in deep, deep, shit! One step from being fired, breaking the camel's back comes to mind unless you can sell ice to the Eskimos or sand in the desert to dig you out!

@Dell Colson, I thought of you when I seen this. You're always pinning this kinda stuff... Made me LOL.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one is for you. - there are days when this applies to some people (ha.

Every now and again.....

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Yea you don't scare me but I hear I scare you! Bahahaha Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

Ohhh emmm geeee bahahha!

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

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