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Most women desire someone who will make them laugh, but also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja. XD (The only problem being that I don't find clowns funny.

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I promise to love, honor, and have aggressive sex with you until we grow old and die. I promise♥ ;

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Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

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Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket.

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Be A Man.and don't ask me out for coffee. Plan a real date. Chose a nice place, and offer to pick me up. Or I'll be out w/the guy who did.

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I'm sure we all have have some type of regret in our life. Whether it's a big or small regret. Maybe some people have no regrets and I think that's rare.

Me!!!! (Fast Metabolism Meme)

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

For my future guy

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I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

wtf: Nothing is more dangerous than a woman with a beautiful mind who isn't afraid to use the word 'fuck.

Hahaha!!! I'm almost positive I've heard this one before

This, tragically, is all true (26 Photos)

Me: I'm actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

For me and my momma....  Crunch, munch, smack, slurp, wheeze... so true! - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

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