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“If I pork you, just know that you weren't the one who decided that will happen, I did. If I match my bra & panties, just know it's fucking on and I…”

“If I pork you, just know that you weren't the one who decided that will happen, I did. If I match my bra & panties, just know it's fucking on and I…”

I love days when I think I have  my shit together. Matching bra's and panties do the trick just about every single time.

I love days when I think I have my shit together. Matching bra's and panties do the trick just about every single time.

Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 47 Pics

Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 47 Pics

I wonder...

I wonder...

If I am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chillin, it depends. May the odd be ever in your favor. ~ hahaha

If I am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chillin, it depends. May the odd be ever in your favor. ~ hahaha

I didn't choose the vag life. Lmao

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I didn't choose the vag life. Lmao

A little success on a cold morning.

A little success on a cold morning.

Relationships | Snarkecards | Page 8

Relationships | Snarkecards | Page 8

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.

dont they have thoughts?

dont they have thoughts?

FACT: this is the best halloween costume. Oh my gosh I want lil Oz to be Dwight this next Halloween.

FACT: this is the best halloween costume. Oh my gosh I want lil Oz to be Dwight this next Halloween.

Your+new+girlfriend+has  made+me+realize  how+out+of+your  league+I+really+was.

Your+new+girlfriend+has made+me+realize how+out+of+your league+I+really+was.

Thunder & lightning!  Lol

Thunder & lightning! Lol

My new drinking toast  www.LiquorList.com  "The Marketplace for Adults with Taste" @LiquorListcom   #LiquorList

My new drinking toast www.LiquorList.com "The Marketplace for Adults with Taste" @LiquorListcom #LiquorList

Gross Story Confessions: These seemingly adorable kids tell all while Mom’s away. #KidsAreGross

Gross Story Confessions: These seemingly adorable kids tell all while Mom’s away. #KidsAreGross

Das me

Das me