Short happy quotes

Are you looking for the best short and funny quotes? Look no further! Here is our huge list of quotes that can make you laugh.

Are you looking for some inspiration? We have a list of the best inspirational quotes and sayings. Here are all the amazing short inspiring quotes about life, love, and are deep, positive and motivational. Find the best one that fits your experience, picture or just inspires you!

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your …

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The priest nearly had an accident.After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

These inspirational quotes about struggle pain and how to overcome them are hot incentive for motivation, kindly get under a shade….lol just joking!

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A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint …

My name is Mary, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.