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Long Jokes, Short Jokes Funny, Funny Jokes And Riddles, Funny Jokes For Adults, Clean Funny Jokes, Clean Humor, Funny Texts, Funny Stuff, Good Clean Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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Jean Twehues
Packing List For Cruise, Cruise Tips, Cruise Travel, Cruise Vacation, Disney Cruise, 4 Day Cruises, Cruise Theme Parties, Cruise Party, Travel

If you’re planning a Virgin Voyages cruise, you might be feeling overwhelmed. Are reservations necessary on Scarlet Lady? Does Virgin Voyages have a sailaway party? Maybe some activities seem a bit risqué for your taste. After sailing Virgin Voyages’ Scarlet Lady several times, we decided to put together a list of seven “dos and don'ts” to prepare you for your cruise...

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Linh Varma
So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.   I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like."   "Sure.", I replied.   She gave me a handful of nuts and went... Short Funny Stories, Joke Stories, Short Jokes Funny, Funny Jokes For Adults, Jokes For Kids, Funny Kids, Funny Women Jokes, Funny Stories For Kids, Dad Jokes

Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.” Making a mental note to complain to the...

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Willard Cagle
Kitchen Recipes, Main Dish Recipes, Dinner Recipes, Cooking Recipes, Cooking Bacon, Beef Dinner, Easy Dinner, School Lunch Recipes, School Lunches

Let's be honest, we sort of miss the days when the lunch lady used to scoop up heaping portions of her sloppy joe mixture onto hamburger buns. There was something about Lunch Lady Sloppy Joes that made 'em extra-special. Now, we've come up with a recipe that we know would be lunch lady-approved, and ya don't have to wear a hair net to serve it!

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Leslie Long Moseley