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Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor:...
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A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say good bye Grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it...
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Sometimes work just brings you down. HARD. Here are funny, sarcastic quotes and memes bound to brighten even the TOUGHEST work day.
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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the...
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After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband […]
Bitchcraft: The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
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A blind man went to a restaurant. "Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I...
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