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Crazy Inventions

Collection by Helen Dao



Helen Dao
This is genius and ridiculous at the same time. If I drank alcohol I would buy these. You could smuggle in booze anywhere! You Have No Idea, Just For You, Lush, For Elise, Take My Money, All I Ever Wanted, In Vino Veritas, Looks Cool, Cool Stuff

Flask Sandals

These beachy sandals contain a "polyurethane canteen in heel with screw cap" which is a clinical way of saying "GET WASTED WITH THIS HIDDEN FLASK IN YOUR SHOE ALL SUMMER LONG!!!"

Device to Prevent Masturbation: To curb men's urges, Victorian social moralists proposed & to a degree imposed socio-medical discourse based on male self-control. It was seriously held that sexual appetite was incompatible with mental distinction & procre Statues, The Dark Side, Mental Asylum, Look Vintage, Medical History, Victoria And Albert Museum, Interesting History, Weird And Wonderful, Macabre

V&A · Gender & sexuality

Artists have used every medium imaginable to explore themes of gender and sexuality.

Vintage ads, woman's Breast The Boob Washer - Here we have a strange gizmo for women, who for some reason incomprehensible for the rest of us, wanted to wash their breasts without the inconvenience of washing the rest of the body. Pseudo Science, Pub Vintage, Creepy Vintage, Old Advertisements, Advertising, Retro Ads, Old Ads, Interesting History, 1930s

Breast Washer Right Here! Get Your Breast Washer!

This is, apparently, a machine for massaging and/or washing breasts. And also possible proof that SkyMall started as a 1930s catalog of erotic housewares.

DOIY presents a handheld pizza cutter in the shape of a fixie, with its two wheels functioning as the blades. The Fixie Pizza Cutter comes in Watermelon (mint and pink) and Bumblebee (black and yellow). Watermelon Cutter, Watermelon Slicer, Watermelon Mint, Pie Cutter, Food Cutter, Pizza Wheel, Food Wheel, Bicycle Store, Cool Inventions

Cut Your Pie In Style: Fixie Bike Pizza Cutter | OhGizmo!

If you never really learned how to ride a bike when you were a kid, ... Read more Cut Your Pie In Style: Fixie Bike Pizza Cutter

Cold, Sad, and Lonely? The ‘Hug Me’ Jacket Would Be Ridiculously Perfect for You! -- Weird design but amazingly unique. So who needs a hug? Arte Fashion, Ideias Fashion, Mode Bizarre, Fashion Line, Mens Fashion, Winter Fashion, Diy Fashion, Fashion Beauty, Fashion Trends

Want This New Invention? The Hug Me Jacket

There is a saying by Virginia Satir, a family therapist, "We need four hugs a day for survival. We need eight hugs a day for maintenance. We need twelve hugs a day for growth." Few would challenge this statement, but trying to get that many hugs into the average busy day is a tall order for most of us. However, the Hug Me Jacket can take care of five of those hugs all at once!

This lamp takes art to another level. With a flick of a poop you can turn your lamp on and off and also scare other dogs who enter your home. Makes a great gift for mom. High Design, Deco Design, Objet Wtf, Best Puppies, Boy Dog, Haha, The Incredibles, Good Things, Weird Things

These Are Dog Pooping Lamps. Yes, That's Right | OhGizmo!

By David Ponce The above (and below) lamps were supposed to be part of “London’s ... Read more These Are Dog Pooping Lamps. Yes, That’s Right

Etsy seller CuriousBurrow will make you a sweet, sleepy sloth ring to order, in a range of colors. Sloth Ring - Made To Order (via The Mary Sue) Take My Money, Akita, Jewlery, Jewelry Chest, Jewellery Box, Haha, Rings For Men, Photoshop, Cool Stuff

Finger Sloth Ring Sure Seems To Make Some Kind Of Statement | OhGizmo!

We suppose people like to wear jewelry for a variety of reasons, but very often ... Read more Finger Sloth Ring Sure Seems To Make Some Kind Of Statement

Protruding Ear-Hair Plugs : Hair of the Silence Ear Plugs Hair Plugs, Ear Hair, Gag Gifts Christmas, Xmas, Christmas Ideas, Christmas Bingo, Holiday Ideas, Lol, White Elephant Gifts

Hair of the Silence Earplugs Manages to Make Silence Gross | OhGizmo!

Finding hair in places where there shouldn’t be any is pretty funny, and it’s actually ... Read more Hair of the Silence Earplugs Manages to Make Silence Gross

UpRight Sleeper, Dignity Need Not Apply hha! too funny Sleeping On A Plane, When You Sleep, Look At You, How To Fall Asleep, Make Me Smile, Cover, Things I Want, Amazing Things, Haha

UpRight Sleeper, Dignity Need Not Apply | OhGizmo!

We suppose that if you’re sleeping with your face smashed up against the window in ... Read more UpRight Sleeper, Dignity Need Not Apply

Finger-nose Stylus by London designer Dominic Wilcox. Straps over the nose for using a touch-screen phone when multitasking. LOL ARE YOU KIDDING ME Stylus, Gadget Magazine, Finger, Dezeen, Cool Gadgets, Iphone, Just In Case, At Least, Geek Stuff

Finger-nose Stylus by Dominic Wilcox | Dezeen

London designer Dominic Wilcox created this stylus that straps over his nose for using his touch-screen phone in the bath. Called Finger-nose Stylus, the device is made from a handheld stylus embedded in fibrous plaster. It allows the user to securely hold the phone with one hand and operate it with their nose. Here are

Swiss Army Giant by Wenger - 87 implements. I think id make fun of the guy who had this, but in the survival situation, I might what him with me. Wenger Swiss Army Knife, Social Media Software, Hammacher Schlemmer, Guinness World, Cold Steel, Survival Knife, Survival Gear, Survival Skills, Survival Stuff

Hammacher Schlemmer

Shop the Collection of Hammacher Schlemmer Favorites. Unique gifts, useful gadgets and unexpected items for your home and family.

This hilarious, awesome Ziploc jacket is the most practical upcycled clothing weve ever seen.I would so wear this to school just to carry food around cause I'm always hungry Objet Wtf, Weird Inventions, Cool Jackets, I Foods, Just In Case, Cool Stuff, Funny Stuff, Funny Things, Lunch

It’s Friday. Time to Bring on the Crazy. The Ziploc Bag Jacket

Sometimes there are just no words. I mean, this is… I don’t know. Amazing? Incredibly ingenious? Completely wacked out and hilarious? But hey, you have to admit it’s practical. Why carry a lunch bag when you can just wear one? All kinds of questions arise, though: does she match her snacks to her clothes? Does she follow the rule of style to ‘look in the mirror and take one thing off’ and take out one snack instead? The mind boggles.

Naomi Kizhner is an industrial designer who has seen the dark side of humanity’s future, and is preparing for a future without electricity by creating unusual pieces of invasive jewelry meant to harvest kinetic energy from the human body. Futuristic Technology, Wearable Technology, Technology Gadgets, Technology Design, Medical Technology, Energy Technology, Tech Gadgets, Technology Apple, Teaching Technology

Jewelry That Charges Your Phone From Your Veins

Would you wear jewelry that sits in your veins and charges your phone? Read about Naomi Kizhner's designs.