Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out.

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out. I know personally that karma finds you

I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried. My facial expressions wouldn't allow it.                                                                                                                                                                                 More

I thought I liked him, then I realized he's a bonehead with no cows or quota.

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Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.

Free, Cute Therapy Ecard: Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.

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Oh, one day you will grow up, get some self-esteem, and realize you're not in high school anymore.when you do, I will still be here laughing at you!)---didn't write the comment but too funny to change!

Free, Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks.  Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

I don't give a fuck eloquently said.Behold the field in which I grow my Fucks Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren

I've already pinned this...but it's so truthful that I feel the need to pin it multiple times

I've already pinned this.but it's so truthful that I feel the need to pin it multiple times

Work. Jobs. Ecards. _ 2 of my bosses. I knew their job better than they do

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

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Listening to the wind and rain while snuggled in my bed. They better let me sleep!

My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word. ;)

My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word.

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted!!!! Ha!

This seriously made me laugh so hard.I did fart! :D Still laughing though!

♡ I'd socialize , but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want.

"I'd socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want." FROM: funny-ecard-home

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I feel an immediate bond with women who cuss as much as I do

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