"My sister is a lesbian and I'm gay but our parents are very conservative, so she 'dates' my bf and I 'date' her gf, so if they stay over, they stay in opposite rooms, but jokes on my parents." I love this except for the parents part.
Someone from Mylasandra, Karnataka, IN posted a whisper, which reads "So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is 'the day of the devil' and my sister goes "wow a whole day all for me?"and my dad is clinging to his bible now omg"
Someone posted a whisper, which reads "There was this really grumpy guy in my class. So one day I drew a smiley face on a piece of paper along with the words "lighten up and smile", and threw it to him. We've been dating for 4 years.
Someone posted a whisper, which reads "One of my coworkers told me to stop flirting with the hot married guy at work. She told me she saw him first. Little does she know that the ring on his finger was put there by me.
My hot neighbor keeps flirting and telling me to come over even though I'm married.
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